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Came home early enough to go to go to spin + (the plus bit is when they make you get off the bike half way and do burpees, run around my huge gym twice and do 20 push-ups….. Kill me) and dance class at the gym where I learnt many moves that would not look out of place at a strip club.
Dinner, finish a job app, an episode of Silk and off to bed. Wish I finished work at 3pm everyday!
Just wanted to thank you for recommending the app on Ari's page. I use it daily. What a life saver!
No worries Anon. I’m always using it and getting weird looks at Coles! I should get commission for the # of people I’ve introduced to the app!!
Uccio > Linda in Vale's heart hahaha
Vale will always, always love Uccio more than anyone!
Nothing wrong with being a gorgeous 3rd wheel.
I’m sure Linda is a delight and Vale clearly loves her dearly. But nobody else is Uccio :)
It says a lot about Vale that after all this time and after all his success, he still hangs with the same friends he went to kindergarten with.
Uccio is just his big squishy security blanket. He makes everything ok for Vale. No matter what else is going on, Uccio is always there, always at his side. They’re soulmates :)
Plus (and don’t lynch me - I love them) even if Uccio got annoying he couldn’t get rid of him coz Uccio knows all the secrets…..
Imagine the book he could write should he ever want too.
Lol you mean graphic descriptions of their passionate sex life? If Vale and Uccio have not fucked, I’ll eat my hat!
Haha! If you didn’t know better you would think they were dating.
I’m sooooo immature and crude but our commenter said “Uccio, good friend of his, had a hand on his helmet” and I cracked up because I’m a 12 year old.
LOL do commentator ever realize what they’re saying? They’re always like, “He’s going to shove it up the inside of Valentino!” or, “It was so tight but he got it up the inside of Marquez!” Apparently some Moto 3 riders were having, “short, quick squirts” today. Yes, I think you’ll find that a great deal of excited teenage boys have short, quick squirts until they learn to control themselves ;)
"Jorge is having a good look at Valentino’s exhaust pipe"
"Lorenzo is pushing hard and Rossi’s rear-end is getting slippy"
"Jorge has pushed right up inside of Valentino and I don’t think Vale was expecting it….. He’s twitchy…."
Almost fucking killed me watching motogp classics last week
Haha I guess in the heat of the moment you don’t know what you’re saying. Another snigger inducing line from today’s race was ‘Marc Marquez has received a hand job’. Ahem.
Instead of saying “I love you” in Finnish we say “Tää on ihan helvetin kulunut vitsi jo. Ei kukaan enää naura näille joten lopettakaa” which means “You deserve the world. I have mine already, it’s you” and I think that’s beautiful
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